Drugs Quotes and Sayings

I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

I’m not drunk, just a little stoned.
– Gerard Way

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

Drugs are a bet with the mind.
Jim Morrison

Don’t do drugs because if you do drugs you’ll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
– John Hardwick

The Grass is always greener … When it is rolled up in a paper.

If God had wanted us to smoke pot, he would have made it naturally occurring, plentiful, and easy to grow.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
– P.J. O’Rourke

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
– Keith Richards

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
– Margaret Cho


Thou hast the keys of Paradise, oh just, subtle, and mighty opium!
– Thomas De Quincey

Drugs are a waste of time. They destroy your memory and your self- respect and everything that goes along with with your self esteem.
– Kurt Cobain

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
– Robin Williams

You should just say no to drugs. That will drive the prices down.
– Geechy Guy

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
– David Lee Roth

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
– Robin P. Williams

Don’t do drugs – Give them to me.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

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