Ex Quotes, Sayings about your Ex Boyfriend, Ex Girlfriend
Dearest ex. I seriously try not to think about you but I won’t ever be able to see the next sunset. Without making a new plan to kill you.
Sometimes it’s hard to forget your ex but in time you will slowly very slowly forget about the one you once loved.
That awkward moment when you are seated next to your ex in a church and the priest says turn to your neighbor and tell him/her that its not over.
My ex boyfriend was flaunting his new girlfriend and telling me he has moved on. When I looked at her, darling that’s not a move on that’s a set back.
A boy and a girl meet after their breakup.
My ex boyfriend’s Facebook status said “Suicidal and standing on the edge”…So I poked him.
You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.
When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smile and reply “that’s the point”.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
You ex’s prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
Nobody cares about the past, they care about the present, so get over him!!!
When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.
If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Than it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.
That feeling you get when you run into your Ex and you are looking your best.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.
Ex-girlfriends are like tattoos they hurt you & never go away.
When your ex says “You’ll never find someone like me”.
Reply with “That’s the point”.
For females, remember, an ex boyfriend or husband is an ex for a reason.