Facebook Status Quotes

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: amal

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Submitted by: Wally

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Submitted by: bailey

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

Submitted by: joy

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

Submitted by: Ammad mustafa

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Submitted by: JABOY

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

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Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Submitted by: Mister Ann

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Submitted by: amal

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

Submitted by: Lewis

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

Submitted by: Mark Redd

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

Submitted by: Don wood

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Submitted by: awesomeee

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi

Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Submitted by: Frank

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

Submitted by: amal

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