Facebook Status Quotes

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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Submitted by: amal

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Facebook Status Quote: Got a problem with me? Solve it....

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Submitted by: bailey

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Facebook Status Quote: My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and...

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Submitted by: Wally

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

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Submitted by: joy

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

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Submitted by: Ammad mustafa

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

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Submitted by: JABOY

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

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Submitted by: amal

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

Facebook Status Quote: I’d rather check my Facebook than face...

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Submitted by: Lewis

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

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Submitted by: Mister Ann

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

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Submitted by: Mark Redd

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