Facebook Status Quotes
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Your intelligence is my common sense.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.