Facebook Status Quotes

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: amal

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Submitted by: Wally

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Submitted by: bailey

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

Submitted by: joy

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

Submitted by: Ammad mustafa

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Submitted by: JABOY

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Submitted by: Mister Ann

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Submitted by: amal

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

Submitted by: Lewis

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

Submitted by: Mark Redd

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

Submitted by: Don wood

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