Facebook Status Quotes
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Trust me I am a liar.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.