Facebook Status Quotes

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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Submitted by: amal

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.

Facebook Status Quote: Got a problem with me? Solve it....

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Submitted by: bailey

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

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Submitted by: Wally

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

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Submitted by: joy

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.

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Submitted by: Ammad mustafa

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

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Submitted by: JABOY

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

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Submitted by: amal

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

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Submitted by: Lewis

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

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Submitted by: Mister Ann

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

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Submitted by: Mark Redd

I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

Facebook Status Quote: I intend to live forever, or die...

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Submitted by: Wes

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

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Submitted by: Don wood

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

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Submitted by: awesomeee

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Facebook Status Quote: Your intelligence is my common sense.

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Submitted by: Swapnil

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

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Submitted by: mimi

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

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Submitted by: Frank

Trust me I am a liar.

Facebook Status Quote: Trust me I am a liar.

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Submitted by: sahil

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

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Submitted by: amal

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

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Submitted by: petat

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

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Submitted by: allisongrace14

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

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Submitted by: Drew

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Submitted by: randhir mann

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo

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