Facebook Status Quotes
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.