Facebook Status Quotes
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.