Facebook Status Quotes
Yeah you – the one reading my status, get lost!
If you wanna know who read your words attentively, leave mistakes in status.
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.