Facebook Status Quotes

Did you know that Facebook can lie sometimes ?
Seriously how can someone be sick with 22 others.

Submitted by: izris skarra

Yeah you – the one reading my status, get lost!

Submitted by: Karan Pandit

If you wanna know who read your words attentively, leave mistakes in status.

Submitted by: Imran Mushtaq Chauhan

Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

Say it to my face, not through your status!

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.

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If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

Submitted by: Wally

Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.

Submitted by: joy

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

Submitted by: Jade
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Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

Living reality
Not a Facebook fantasy
Like others
Be yourself
Quit acting like someone else.

Submitted by: Jose Gaucin

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