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Your intelligence is my common sense.

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Submitted by: Swapnil
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Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

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Submitted by: Mark Redd
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

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Submitted by: Wes
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Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

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Submitted by: Don wood
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The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

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Submitted by: awesomeee
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Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

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Submitted by: mimi
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…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

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Submitted by: Frank
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Trust me I am a liar.

Facebook Status Quote: Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil
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Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

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Submitted by: amal
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Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

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Submitted by: petat
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