Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!