Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
– Groucho Marx
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Trust me I am a liar.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.