Facebook Status Quotes

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Submitted by: Frank

Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

Submitted by: amal

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

Submitted by: petat

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

Submitted by: allisongrace14

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Submitted by: randhir mann

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Submitted by: Drew

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo

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