Facebook Status Quotes

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

Submitted by: petat

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Submitted by: randhir mann

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

Submitted by: allisongrace14

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Submitted by: Drew

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine
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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Submitted by: tariku

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

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