Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!
I only added you to fill up your news feed, in that way I may get a “Like” from you.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)