Facebook Status Quotes
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Trust me I am a liar.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.