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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx

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Submitted by: Wes

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

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Submitted by: Don wood

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

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Submitted by: awesomeee

Your intelligence is my common sense.

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Submitted by: Swapnil

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

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Submitted by: mimi

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

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Submitted by: Frank

Trust me I am a liar.

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Submitted by: sahil

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

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Submitted by: amal

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

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Submitted by: petat

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

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Submitted by: allisongrace14

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