Facebook Status Quotes - Page 2

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I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly
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Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.

Submitted by: Arnold1968
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There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair
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Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3

Submitted by: lauren
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If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: Jonny Appleseed
5

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein
3

School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei
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When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :)
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Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.

Submitted by: Jennifer
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If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla
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Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan
5

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia
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Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!

Submitted by: beautiful liar
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School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz
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Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!

Submitted by: Spencer
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I only added you to fill up your news feed, in that way I may get a “Like” from you.

Submitted by: Monjihar
5

Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.

Submitted by: Kelly
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Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.

Submitted by: shaq p.
6

Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.

Submitted by: Millie
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On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess
5

Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

Submitted by: tabby
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I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache
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I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN
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Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia
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If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

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