Facebook Status Quotes
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!