I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Women are a strange breed. They paint their lips; Show off their inner-wear; Flaunt their bodies; Wear butt-hugging jeans; And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
Living reality Not a Facebook fantasy Like others Be yourself Quit acting like someone else.
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored. After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
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