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I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

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Submitted by: allisongrace14
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

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Submitted by: randhir mann
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I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

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Submitted by: Drew
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Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

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Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye
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I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

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Submitted by: mark sipot
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Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

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Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo
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That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Facebook Status Quote: Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine
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Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

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Submitted by: Marvo
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