Facebook Status Quotes

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Submitted by: tariku

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:

Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone

Am quitting face book to face my books.

Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria

Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

Submitted by: la nenita

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason

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