Facebook Status Quotes
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.