Facebook Status Quotes
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.