Facebook Status Quotes
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.