Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
47% of all statistics are worthless.
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.