Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D