Facebook Status Quotes
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.