Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Facebook should have “So What” button !!