Facebook Status Quotes
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!