Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Facebook should have a love button.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?