Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3

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Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl
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So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason
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Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo
17

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek
10

You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.

Submitted by: Dakotah.
22

I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”

Submitted by: Claudia
9

Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

Submitted by: Karli
17

Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?

Submitted by: Lisa
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…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:
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I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.

Submitted by: Raphael
19

Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.

Submitted by: dee
13

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

Submitted by: petat
12

Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.

Submitted by: Aman
9

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Submitted by: tariku
14

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

Submitted by: randhir mann
23

Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

Submitted by: la nenita
23

Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee
14

Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.

Submitted by: Corinna
75

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby
20

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa
24

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel
16

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle
23

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo
25

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Submitted by: awesomeee
39

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!
38

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine
32

I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101
38

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria
63

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr
54

The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines

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