Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Trust me I am a liar.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.