Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Facebook should have a love button.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?