Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Facebook should have a love button.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?