Facebook Status Quotes
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!
I only added you to fill up your news feed, in that way I may get a “Like” from you.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.