Facebook Status Quotes

Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.

Submitted by: Arnold1968

There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair

Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3

Submitted by: lauren

If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: Jonny Appleseed

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein

School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei

When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :)

Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.

Submitted by: Jennifer

If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla

Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia

Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!

Submitted by: beautiful liar

School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz

Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!

Submitted by: Spencer

I only added you to fill up your news feed, in that way I may get a “Like” from you.

Submitted by: Monjihar

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