Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3

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Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!

Submitted by: beautiful liar

School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz

Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!

Submitted by: Spencer

I only added you to fill up your news feed, in that way I may get a “Like” from you.

Submitted by: Monjihar

Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.

Submitted by: Kelly

Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.

Submitted by: shaq p.

Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.

Submitted by: Millie

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess

Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…

Submitted by: tabby

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache

I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia

If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster

Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :)

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania

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