I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!! I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me. I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care. If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
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