Quotes for your Facebook Status | Status Update Gems - Page 3

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

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If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

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David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

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Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

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I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

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For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

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The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

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Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

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Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

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I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

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Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

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Don’t do drugs…give them to me.

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Say it to my face, not through your status!

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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.

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Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.

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You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.

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If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.

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Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!

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Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

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