Facebook Status Quotes - Page 3
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?