Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4

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As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM

My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

Submitted by: tariku

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle

That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria
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