Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4

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Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

Submitted by: la nenita
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Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee
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Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.

Submitted by: Corinna
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I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby
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As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa
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For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle
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Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo
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The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Submitted by: awesomeee
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Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!
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Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine
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I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101
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Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria
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Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr
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The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines
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Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs
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People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.

Submitted by: EB
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Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.

Submitted by: Matt
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(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid
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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp
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…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Submitted by: Frank
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Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

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Submitted by: amal
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Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil
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Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi

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