Facebook Status Quotes
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.