Facebook Status Quotes

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason

If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

Submitted by: lol!!!ha

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :)

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa

Living reality
Not a Facebook fantasy
Like others
Be yourself
Quit acting like someone else.

Submitted by: Jose Gaucin

The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl

Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Submitted by: liz

Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

Submitted by: Stephane bolduc

I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl

Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.

Submitted by: Aman

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