Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.