Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.