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Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Facebook Status Quote: Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs
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As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

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Submitted by: Wafa
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I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

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Submitted by: freakylady17
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Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

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Submitted by: RobertM
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My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.

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Submitted by: tariku
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Facebook Status Quote: No matter what anyone says, my cooking...

Submitted by: nicolle
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Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

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Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr
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…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

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Submitted by: TonyTone
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Am quitting face book to face my books.

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Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed
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