Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.