Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.
The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.