Facebook Status Quotes
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.