Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4

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For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel
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No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle
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Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo
24

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

Submitted by: awesomeee
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Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!
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Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine
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I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101
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Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria
63

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr
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The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines
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Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs
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People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.

Submitted by: EB
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Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.

Submitted by: Matt
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(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid
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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp
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…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Submitted by: Frank
25

Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton
42

Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil
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Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi
67

My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
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Submitted by: Wally
43

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Submitted by: carrie
92

I’m quitting facebook to face my books…

Submitted by: byabang amar
41

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye
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Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
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Submitted by: joy
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Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

Submitted by: Don wood

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