Facebook Status Quotes
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Facebook should have a love button.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.