Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4

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I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN
12

Living reality
Not a Facebook fantasy
Like others
Be yourself
Quit acting like someone else.

Submitted by: Jose Gaucin
2

Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

4

You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

3

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria
85

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Submitted by: Drew
80

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot
5

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

5

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

5

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein
8

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia
5

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

9

I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster
5

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

5

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

3

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

5

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia
61

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17
6

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess
6

School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei
53

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone
43

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Submitted by: carrie
7

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache
7

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

Submitted by: Jade

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