Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.