Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.