Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)