Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4

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Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

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Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster
47

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs
4

You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

4

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

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Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

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School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei
3

If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

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I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Submitted by: Drew
79

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot
5

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

38

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria
5

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess
5

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

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They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia
5

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

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When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :)
5

If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison
60

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17
6

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben
3

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

Submitted by: Jade
43

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Submitted by: carrie
53

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone

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