Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.