Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.