Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!