Facebook Status Quotes - Page 4
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.