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Submitted by: amal

Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Submitted by: carrie

I’m quitting facebook to face my books…

Submitted by: byabang amar

Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.

Submitted by: Ticko Beckford Davis Mwankusye

Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.

Submitted by: Don wood

Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Submitted by: Mister Ann

I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.

Submitted by: Abiya Ganpalo

Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!

Submitted by: jerseygirl

Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: Idrees

I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Submitted by: JABOY

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM

He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone

I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…

Submitted by: samina r

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17

I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot

Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.

Submitted by: Ntsakzin

…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)

Submitted by: 666

I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

Submitted by: allisongrace14

Am quitting face book to face my books.

Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed

If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

Submitted by: lol!!!ha

Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!

Submitted by: Kittyboul

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

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