Quotes for your Facebook Status | Status Update Gems - Page 5

I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

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On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

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If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

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Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

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(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

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Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

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They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

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47% of all statistics are worthless.

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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

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Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

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School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

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Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

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James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

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When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

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Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

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Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

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Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

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Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

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I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

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