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Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

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Submitted by: maria
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I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

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Submitted by: carrie
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Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.

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Submitted by: la nenita
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Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

Submitted by: ben

If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

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Submitted by: lol!!!ha
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So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel

I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :)

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