Facebook Status Quotes
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
Single doesn’t always mean lonely and relationship doesn’t always mean happy.
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.