Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feels on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.
Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.
…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- Groucho Marx
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…