Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5

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Single isn’t a status. It’s a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on someone else.

Submitted by: Corinna

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby

As Facebook has a “Poke” button, it should have a “Kick” button as well.

Submitted by: Wafa

For those of you complaining you can’t sleep, LOG OFF FACEBOOK! It’s a proven fact that it’s impossible to sleep while facebooking.

Submitted by: angel

No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!

Submitted by: nicolle

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked bu people you don’t know.

Submitted by: nomalanga sihle qongo

The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.

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Submitted by: awesomeee

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!

Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’

Submitted by: Cynthia Nadine

I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr

The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs

People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.

Submitted by: EB

Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.

Submitted by: Matt

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

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Submitted by: Frank

Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton

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