Facebook Status Quotes

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag

Facebook should have a love button.

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison :)

I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

Submitted by: prince f.fisher

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek

You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.

Submitted by: Dakotah.

I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”

Submitted by: Claudia

Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?

Submitted by: Lisa

…It’s Not That I Hate You… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were On Fire And I Had A Gallon Of Water I’d Drink It.

Submitted by: Morgan(:

I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.

Submitted by: Raphael

Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.

Submitted by: dee

Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.

Submitted by: petat

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