Facebook Status Quotes - Page 5

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Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P

Submitted by: Mister Ann
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I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.

Submitted by: Abiya Ganpalo
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Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!

Submitted by: jerseygirl
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Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: Idrees
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I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.

Submitted by: JABOY
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Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?

Submitted by: RobertM
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He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.

Submitted by: TonyTone
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I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…

Submitted by: samina r
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I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Submitted by: freakylady17
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I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !

Submitted by: mark sipot
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Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli
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Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.

Submitted by: Ntsakzin
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…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)

Submitted by: 666
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I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.

Submitted by: allisongrace14
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Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.
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Submitted by: bailey
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Am quitting face book to face my books.

Submitted by: Hussein Ahmed
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If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
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Submitted by: Ammad mustafa
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If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

Submitted by: lol!!!ha
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Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!

Submitted by: Kittyboul
71

I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.

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Submitted by: Lewis
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STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”

Submitted by: MikeGnyC
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- Groucho Marx

Submitted by: Wes
146

Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…

Submitted by: lisa
171

If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.

Submitted by: baylorswimgal
139

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David

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