Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6

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If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.

Submitted by: baylorswimgal
139

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David
60

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.

Submitted by: Mark Redd
125

Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!

Submitted by: Chloe
363

Teacher: WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK?
Student: Facebook distracted me from doing it
Teacher: Ohh why didn’t you say so!?!

Submitted by: Stupidgirl
116

After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???

Submitted by: Rose
56

Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!

Submitted by: Stephane bolduc
125

Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Submitted by: liz
84

I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Submitted by: Drew
246

Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: supermarket
82

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

Submitted by: amal
110

I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!

Submitted by: amal
232

Jake is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come….?

Submitted by: amal
439

Don’t do drugs…give them to me.

Submitted by: a$h
48

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Submitted by: Swapnil
2

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

1

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

3

47% of all statistics are worthless.

3

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

1

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

1

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

1

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

2

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

3

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

4

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.


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