Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.