Facebook Status Quotes
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Not a Facebook fantasy
Quit acting like someone else.
I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.