Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
Teacher: WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK?
Student: Facebook distracted me from doing it
Teacher: Ohh why didn’t you say so!?!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Jake is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come….?
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
47% of all statistics are worthless.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!
Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.