Facebook Status Quotes
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.