Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Dear Facebook would it be too much to ask for you to just shut down for one day so I could get some things of importance done? Just kidding, really don’t do that.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.