Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)