Facebook Status Quotes
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Trust me I am a liar.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.
Whoever said facebook was a good idea, “Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet.” ?
He who went to facebook and left myspace is wise.
I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now…
You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
Facebook status is inversely proportional to social status.
Ntsakzin and 49 other friends have removed you from their friend list.