Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6

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I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache

I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia

If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster

Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?

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Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.

Submitted by: nezzzzzaa

Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.

Submitted by: Ryan :)

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

Submitted by: Candygirl
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