Facebook Status Quotes
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
I should change my name to No One, that way when I request you as a friend it will say “No One wants to be your friend”.
Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in the face.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.