Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
Teacher: WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK?
Student: Facebook distracted me from doing it
Teacher: Ohh why didn’t you say so!?!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it’s free – Nap Time!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine?… Do I really have nothing better to do!
Jake is hoping that if he stays in Facebook land long enough, the cleaning fairies will come….?
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.