Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6

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Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton
8

Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

Submitted by: Papa Wayne..xD
8

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely
7

Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3

Submitted by: lauren
7

If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.

Submitted by: Dennis
111

If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

Submitted by: lol!!!ha
4

I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly
11

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag
139

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David
8

If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
She’s naked.

Submitted by: Johnny
11

If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla
7

School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz
21

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.

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Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!
125

Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Submitted by: liz
5

There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair
41

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid
7

Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!

Submitted by: beautiful liar
6

Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.

Submitted by: Kelly
79

Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: Idrees
9

Facebook should have a love button.

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison :)
9

What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.

Submitted by: luz (=
9

Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan
23

Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee
125

Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!

Submitted by: Chloe

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