Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6

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I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly
10

Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: supermarket
10

If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.

Submitted by: baylorswimgal
10

Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

Submitted by: Papa Wayne..xD
10

…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)

Submitted by: 666
12

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag
11

If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla
11

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely
9

School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz
139

David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David
48

If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head

7

Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!

Submitted by: beautiful liar
9

Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan
39

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!
125

Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Submitted by: liz
41

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid
24

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.

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If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
She’s naked.

Submitted by: Johnny
9

Facebook should have a love button.

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison :)
6

Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.

Submitted by: Kelly
10

What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.

Submitted by: luz (=
80

Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: Idrees
24

Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee
41

Say it to my face, not through your status!

125

Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!

Submitted by: Chloe

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