Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
Facebook should have a love button.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!