Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
Facebook should have a love button.
I am currently restructuring my multinational Facebook friends list. I have decided to be within a manageable level of friends for control purposes. I am stream- lining my own time online so I can do other things with more meaning. This means, I will only retain responsive, active friends. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. So until I get round to unfriending you “You know who you are”, either from self delete or from myself having to use the the bye bye button on you, this is only so my time is my own again.
P.S. If you are reading this then hello Facebook friend.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”