Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Facebook should have a love button.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
I am currently restructuring my multinational Facebook friends list. I have decided to be within a manageable level of friends for control purposes. I am stream- lining my own time online so I can do other things with more meaning. This means, I will only retain responsive, active friends. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. So until I get round to unfriending you “You know who you are”, either from self delete or from myself having to use the the bye bye button on you, this is only so my time is my own again.
P.S. If you are reading this then hello Facebook friend.