Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6

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I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe
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Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3

Submitted by: lauren
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I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.

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If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)

Submitted by: lol!!!ha
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School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz
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Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.

Submitted by: Kelly
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David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.

Submitted by: David
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There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair
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I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag
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Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…

Submitted by: liz
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Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!
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Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan
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Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: Idrees
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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.

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(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid
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I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.

Submitted by: isuwa
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Facebook should have a love button.

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison :)
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Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee
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If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla
125

Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!

Submitted by: Chloe
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After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???

Submitted by: Rose
146

Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…

Submitted by: lisa
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STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”

Submitted by: MikeGnyC
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Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.

Submitted by: shaq p.

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