Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
Facebook should have a love button.
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!