Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
Women are a strange breed.
They paint their lips;
Show off their inner-wear;
Flaunt their bodies;
Wear butt-hugging jeans;
And then they expect men to notice their emotions!
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
Facebook should have a love button.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.