Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking.
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
Facebook should have a love button.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.