Facebook Status Quotes - Page 6
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
If taking a shower is bad for the environment, I know I’m doing the world a big favor!;)
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Go away don’t talk to me right now cause it’s my break time and I’m on FB mode…
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Facebook should have a love button.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…