Facebook Status Quotes

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

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School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

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Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein

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