Quotes for your Facebook Status | Status Update Gems - Page 7

Did you know that Facebook can lie sometimes ?
Seriously how can someone be sick with 22 others.

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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

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If you wanna know who read your words attentively, leave mistakes in status.

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Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

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Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

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Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ’em myself. Thank You.

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Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.

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Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

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If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.

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Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

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I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

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If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

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I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.

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I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.

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Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

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If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.

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After smoking weed he went to coca cola to buy beer.

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Yeah you – the one reading my status, get lost!

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Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

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