Facebook Status Quotes
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.