Facebook Status Quotes

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

Face your problems; don’t Facebook them.

Submitted by: Millie

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.


Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

If you don’t like me well honey you don’t have to.

Submitted by: nikki

I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.

Submitted by: Abiya Ganpalo

Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee

That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

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