Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7

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I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

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47% of all statistics are worthless.

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Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

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Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

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Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

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Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

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James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

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James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

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I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

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Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

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I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

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Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

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Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

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You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

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Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

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Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

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Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

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Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

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Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

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I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

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James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

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Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.


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