Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7

3

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

4

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

2

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

3

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

2

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

2

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

3

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

4

You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

4

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

4

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

4

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

5

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

5

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

4

Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

5

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

6

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

1

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

3

Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

2

Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

2

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

4

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

3

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

1

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

2

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

2

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!


Copyright © 2006-2014 Coolnsmart.com - All rights reserved.

Like us!