Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.
Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em not to f*** with you.
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.