Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Dear Facebook, Where’s the “DUH” button?
Single is not a status. It’s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be “Nobody” so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody likes this”.
Stop writing love quotes on your facebook.. It will hurt you more than you know.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.