Facebook Status Quotes
Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.
47% of all statistics are worthless.
James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.
I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.
I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Jack will update his Facebook status for money!
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?
Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.