Facebook Status Quotes

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don’t even know what’s going on?

Submitted by: Jess

47% of all statistics are worthless.

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

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Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :)
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School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei

If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

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