Facebook Status Quotes

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!

I know that I am beautiful, looking is enough but staring is too much.

Submitted by: FRANCIA JORDAN

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache

Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein

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