Facebook Status Quotes

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

I’m going on a date with my pillow!! Goodnight!!:)

Submitted by: Rache

Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.

Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

Quit posting junk that no one cares about!! It’s called FILLING UP MY NEWS FEED!!!

Submitted by: pimpin beast!

47% of all statistics are worthless.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “unstable”.

Submitted by: Hussein

School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

Submitted by: kylei

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