Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7

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Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

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Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

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Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

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Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

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Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

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I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

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James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

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Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

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Lauren lives vicariously… Through herself.

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Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

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My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

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Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

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Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

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Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

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Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

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Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

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Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.

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Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

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Sonia has found love in Facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

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Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

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I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

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47% of all statistics are worthless.


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