Facebook Status Quotes

I’m not random its just- WHOA IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!!!
I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life!?WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED!!!!

Submitted by: pringleprincess101

Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.

Submitted by: maria

Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.

Submitted by: Satyr_Martyr

The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D

Submitted by: Esines

Facebook should have “So What” button !!

Submitted by: Sugs

People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.

Submitted by: EB

Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.

Submitted by: Matt

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)

Submitted by: koolkid
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Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.

Submitted by: amanda kapp

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

Submitted by: Frank

Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Submitted by: amal

Trust me I am a liar.

Submitted by: sahil

Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!

Submitted by: mimi

I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!

Submitted by: carrie

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