Facebook Status Quotes
Facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no talent.
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
Facebook should have “So What” button !!
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Trust me I am a liar.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
I’d say we should have a “You Bore me” button on Facebook!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.