Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
Facebook should have a love button.
I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.
Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.
So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”