Facebook Status Quotes
The person who has ruined my life is one and only Mark Zuckerberg :D
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update)
Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I’m having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That’s just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd & a geek. Call me what you want, I’m just unique.
…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.
Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.