Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag

Facebook should have a love button.

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison :)

I failed my online quiz, did great on my FB status.

Submitted by: prince f.fisher

Who needs TV we got Facebook DRAMA.

Submitted by: litlegymgirl

So you’re a player? Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.

Submitted by: Jason

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Submitted by: Marvo

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek

You don’t have to like me, I’m not Facebook status.

Submitted by: Dakotah.

I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”

Submitted by: Claudia
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