Facebook Status Quotes - Page 7
Is wondering if wondering is a good thing or do I wonder about something else hummmm, I wonder !!
After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet.
3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???
Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought…
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
I am currently restructuring my multi national facebook Companies. I have decided to be within a manageable level of organization for control purposes. I am stream- lining manpower. Meaning, I will only retain responsive, active members. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. Until then, resign or be fired.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.
Smile for me … Go ahead … Keep on smiling … Hmmm hmm you’re not too far from the stupidity line !!!!
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Teacher: WHERES YOUR HOMEWORK?
Student: Facebook distracted me from doing it
Teacher: Ohh why didn’t you say so!?!
I am really easy to get on with, once you learn to worship me…
Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
People who respond to their own FB status…frankly annoy me.