Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
Facebook should have a love button.
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
Don’t do drugs…give them to me.
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
Oh really I didn’t know that; but I don’t care either.
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.
Noticed a friend’s Facebook status said that he was suicidal and thinking about jumping off of a bridge. So I poked him. April Fools!
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
I am currently restructuring my multinational Facebook friends list. I have decided to be within a manageable level of friends for control purposes. I am stream- lining my own time online so I can do other things with more meaning. This means, I will only retain responsive, active friends. This is my way of cost cutting my energy from reading non sense updates, humorless comments and unnecessary feedback. So until I get round to unfriending you “You know who you are”, either from self delete or from myself having to use the the bye bye button on you, this is only so my time is my own again.
P.S. If you are reading this then hello Facebook friend.
Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.
I only added you to fill up your news feed, in that way I may get a “Like” from you.
Facebook should have a ‘dislike’ button…I’d be going down my crushes/girlfriends page saying “dislike, dislike, dislike”.