Facebook Status Quotes

Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.

Submitted by: manek

There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.

Submitted by: Rajesh Joe

If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

Submitted by: Jade

Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster

Say it to my face, not through your status!

Facebook Status Quote: Say it to my face, not through...

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Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton

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