Facebook Status Quotes
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.
When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?
“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”
James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.
James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.
Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.
They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…