Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8

I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.

If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

Submitted by: Jade

Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster

Say it to my face, not through your status!

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia

Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

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