Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8

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Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.

Submitted by: Bumble Bee

If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.

Submitted by: Lizzyalla

I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?

Submitted by: chirag

If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.

Submitted by: Dennis

Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.

Submitted by: supermarket

…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)

Submitted by: 666

If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.

Submitted by: baylorswimgal

Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.

Submitted by: Matt

Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3

Submitted by: lauren

Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.

Submitted by: Papa Wayne..xD

Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…

Submitted by: ForeverLonely

I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.

Submitted by: isuwa

School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money

Submitted by: Danny Waz

Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.

Submitted by: Ryan

If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
She’s naked.

Submitted by: Johnny

I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.

Submitted by: Raphael

I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D

Submitted by: kelly

Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!

Submitted by: Spencer

What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.

Submitted by: luz (=

I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”

Submitted by: Claudia

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