Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8
Important announcement: Please refrain from suggesting friends for me on FB. I’m not a clown. If I wanted someone on my friends list I’d have added ‘em myself. Thank You.
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
I watch pom. I bet you read that wrong, didn’t you?
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
Stop writing Love quotes on your Facebook..It’ll hurt you more than you know.
…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!
What starts with f and ends in uck?!. Firetruck.
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”