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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.

I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.

I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:

Submitted by: Cookie Monster

Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.

Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.

Submitted by: Jade

Say it to my face, not through your status!

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Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Submitted by: Saskia

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

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Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.

Submitted by: Jon Braxton

Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

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