Facebook Status Quotes

Facebook should have a “Please stop writing stupid encouraging messages” button.

Submitted by: natti

Wouldn’t be much better if Facebook had “please reply to your inbox messages, or your Facebook account will be terminated”.

Submitted by: Arnold1968

If I had 10 ice- cubes and 11 bananas, how many waffles could get stuck on the roof? Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.

Submitted by: Jonny Appleseed

Facebook annoys me. The statuses. The pictures. Everyone’s trying to get so many likes..and I’m starting to hate myself too. Why do I have to have people like my stuff or me to feel they like me.. Like, am I the only one?

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

Dear Facebook, you should have a “I disagree” button & a dislike button.

Submitted by: shaq p.

There will be an another sunrise if you can wait, always a more beautiful sunrise. A more beautiful day. Only if you can wait.

Submitted by: Jayadeep.V. Nair

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