Facebook Status Quotes
Everybody called me crazy when I said that Sharkboy was hot…
Why can’t there be a get away from me button or stop poking me stalker button on Facebook…
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
If you follow me on Facebook, you are a stalker.
That’s Twitter moron.
Facebook is the only book that we read everyday.
If you have a problem “Face it don’t Facebook it”.
School Supplies: 1) Cellphone. 2) Charger 3) Headphones 4) iPod 5) Snacks 6) Homework that I copied 7) Money
I’ll change my gender to ‘female’ and my name to ‘Linda’. So when I post an update, people will rush to like them.
If you’re trying to stay outta trouble, don’t talk to me.
…of course take your time…not mine.
I am on a seefood diet …I see it ..I eat it. * BURP*
…read this 3 times with your hands on the screen …and you will be healed. ( Now send me money)
Yeah I got nothing at this point. Updates to follow.
Stop saying lies about me behind my back and I’ll stop saying the truth about you. <3
I’m using my credits to access Facebook…if you hate my status then you can unfriend me…from now on mind yo business! Hate me or like me I’m still gonna login.
Right now, there is more people on Facebook, then there were people on this planet 200 years ago.
If a girl has 550 likes and 394 comments in her picture on Facebook, it can only mean one thing:
I accepted your friend request not a marriage proposal.
Boys, just think of me as the barbie doll you’ll never get to play with.;)
I’m not single, I’m just in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.:D
Not to worry, I have been subdued and carted off for observation!
I’m quitting facebook to face my books…
I said to my husband, “I don’t hear many men boo- hoo’ing about gaining weight” & he said, “We just go buy bigger pants.”
Next Invite or App, you’re getting blocked/deleted and marked as spam!