Facebook Status Quotes
Behind every successful Facebook update there’s ctrl+c & ctrl +v.
There are two types of human beings found on Facebook.
One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts.
And the others are men.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.