Facebook Status Quotes

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me.;)

Submitted by: Ryan Harrison

Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

When you can’t sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

Submitted by: Katie :)

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Submitted by: Brighton Zephania

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering.

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said.

You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.

In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em not to f*** with you.

I just edited my friend list. So if you’re still able to read this then congratulations you made it through my first elimination.

Submitted by: bobby

They said 2- faced is a norm in society.Okay..But if you’re going to be 2- faced,make one of them pretty at least.
Please don’t be 2- faced with me, because it’s hard to decide which face to slap first…

Submitted by: Rabia

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