Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8
Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.
Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.
Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.