Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.