Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8
Annoying moment when two people start a conversation on your Facebook status.
Don’t piss me off then tell me to calm down, that’s like stabbing someone and then asking why they’re bleeding.
I log out from FB. Reason: I am bored.
After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Jonathan is applying geometry to his everyday life: no squares are allowed in my inner circle.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
STATUS UPDATE MONDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “FED EX” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE TUESDAY: While at work today I received an anonymous tip that “UPS” will be going out of business soon.
STATUS UPDATE WEDNESDAY: I just received another anonymous tip that both companies have merged. “FED UP”