Facebook Status Quotes - Page 8
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
47% of all statistics are worthless.
Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.
Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?
Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.