Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
Best Chat Up Line In A Night Club…
Boy to Me: Are those fake Eyelashes…
Me: No they are my Own…
Boy: Shut Up!! Close your eyes so I that I coud see…
Stupid Me Closed My eyes and He Kissed Me!!!!!
How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.
Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
Life is for living,
I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming
I dream for you
Hearts are for beating
Mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping
Can I keep you?
Hey last time I looked at my keyboard, I noticed that “u” and “i” are always together
If you stood in front of a mirror holding 11 roses; you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in this word.
I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
How can I spell s_cess without “U” or c_tie, or _niq_e? I can’t even have f_n or good l_ck without “U”. Looks like I just can’t s_rvive without… “U”
**hey, am I invisible?**
– nope?, Why?-
**so you CAN see me?**
**how about tomorrow night?-
Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours. :)
I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… Is in love with me
Hey, i’ve got 2 words for you.
I love you.
Huh, isn’t that 3 words?
Cuz you & I are one.
BOY:Do you have a PEN?
BOY: Oh.. Its out of ink!
Girl: what? you’re kidding, it works!
Boy: It doesn’t work! well, you try.. Go, right your cell phone number here.
Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!”
Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)
You’ve been charged in court for stealing my heart, trespassing in my dreams, and robbing me of my senses. You’ve been sentenced to a lifetime with me. How do you plead?
You look so beautiful …You make me forget my Pick up line !! =- )
If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic you’re in my heart…
Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
The mirror is lucky because every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you.
Boy: Let’s play a game
Girl: What game do you want to play?
Boy: Anything but hide and seek
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find :)
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
Go out at night and count the stars
That’s how many years I’ll wait for you