boy: You look familiar, what is your name?
girl: funny I’ve never seen you before
boy: yea you have
girl: Where??
boy: in my dreams
122. hunneywrote on 21 June, 2009
Vote: 143 59
Would you please empty your pockets… i think you just stole my heart? <3
123. j lovewrote on 25 June, 2009
Vote: 160 35
Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.
124. Jeanninewrote on 29 June, 2009
Vote: 44 102
Knock! Knock!
may i come into your world??
I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling.
125. Sahilwrote on 30 June, 2009
Vote: 115 47
I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?
126. Sahilwrote on 30 June, 2009
Vote: 52 112
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
——————
Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (”Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
127. amisniccoleeewrote on 1 July, 2009
Vote: 99 48
You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!
128. Geddouuswrote on 1 July, 2009
Vote: 37 72
I think heaven lost an angel
129. trailenawrote on 3 July, 2009
Vote: 228 23
hey excuse me i think u droped this
what is it
my number
130. ddwrote on 7 July, 2009
Vote: 23 144
Is this the cat walk? cuz u look like a model
131. yasiwrote on 19 July, 2009
Vote: 106 44
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
132. jhypewrote on 23 July, 2009
Vote: 86 55
*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, i cant accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and i figured i was talking to an angel”
133. TeamJacobwrote on 1 August, 2009
Vote: 284 43
Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
134. Loverwrote on 6 August, 2009
Vote: 335 58
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
135. damiewrote on 7 August, 2009
Vote: 125 29
Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.
Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.
Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.
136. Sabiellewrote on 12 August, 2009
Vote: 22 124
911
“Whats your emergency”
YOU
“An angel fell from haven and he/she is here in my arms”
137. mkkwrote on 18 August, 2009
Vote: 157 22
Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.
138. jitendrawrote on 24 August, 2009
Vote: 19 109
A smart boy is waiting, putting his finger on the mobile, for a call from the sweetest girl in the world.
139. infinite510wrote on 4 September, 2009
Vote: 76 43
There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.
140. llama:)wrote on 7 September, 2009
Vote: 334 12
Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours
I got hit on with this line….
boy: You look familiar, what is your name?
girl: funny I’ve never seen you before
boy: yea you have
girl: Where??
boy: in my dreams
Would you please empty your pockets… i think you just stole my heart? <3
Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.
Knock! Knock!
may i come into your world??
I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling.
I love you more than a game of squash.
I love you more than my car.
No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?
Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
——————
Boy: Do you wear contacts
Girl: (”Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)
Boy: Are you sure? let me see…
(long time later)
Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.
Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!
I think heaven lost an angel
hey excuse me i think u droped this
what is it
my number
Is this the cat walk? cuz u look like a model
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, i cant accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and i figured i was talking to an angel”
Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.
Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.
Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.
911
“Whats your emergency”
YOU
“An angel fell from haven and he/she is here in my arms”
Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.
A smart boy is waiting, putting his finger on the mobile, for a call from the sweetest girl in the world.
There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.
Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours