Flirting Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

176 Comments to “Flirting Quotes and Sayings”

• 121. tori_marisa wrote on 16 June, 2009, 15:22

   Vote: 22   26  

  I got hit on with this line….

  boy: You look familiar, what is your name?
  girl: funny I’ve never seen you before
  boy: yea you have
  girl: Where??
  boy: in my dreams
• 122. hunney wrote on 21 June, 2009, 13:55

   Vote: 30   20  

  Would you please empty your pockets… i think you just stole my heart? <3
• 123. j love wrote on 25 June, 2009, 3:37

   Vote: 34   11  

  Because of you my reality is better than my dreams.
• 124. Jeannine wrote on 29 June, 2009, 8:57

   Vote: 12   27  

  Knock! Knock!
  may i come into your world??
  I bring no flowers and gifts but wishes to keep U fresh, prayers to keep you healthy and love to keep you smiling.
• 125. Sahil wrote on 30 June, 2009, 20:19

   Vote: 30   16  

  I love you more than a game of squash.

  I love you more than my car.

  No offense, but my last name goes better with your first name than yours does. Why don’t you give it a try?
• 126. Sahil wrote on 30 June, 2009, 20:33

   Vote: 12   37  

  Oh, so YOU’RE the reason why Al Gore’s been going on about Global Warming.
  ——————

  Boy: Do you wear contacts

  Girl: (”Yes” or “No” or “DUH are you stupid? I’m wearing glasses”)

  Boy: Are you sure? let me see…

  (long time later)

  Girl: Dude, you can stop staring now.

  Boy: Sorry. Can’t. I’m lost. And I don’t really care to find my way back.
• 127. amisniccoleee wrote on 1 July, 2009, 3:10

   Vote: 17   17  

  You can fall from the sky and you can fall form a tree but baby the best way to fall is in love with me!
• 128. Geddouus wrote on 1 July, 2009, 22:41

   Vote: 10   22  

  I think heaven lost an angel
• 129. trailena wrote on 3 July, 2009, 5:44

   Vote: 66   9  

  hey excuse me i think u droped this
  what is it
  my number
• 130. dd wrote on 7 July, 2009, 3:59

   Vote: 3   45  

  Is this the cat walk? cuz u look like a model
• 131. yasi wrote on 19 July, 2009, 7:01

   Vote: 26   14  

  There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
• 132. jhype wrote on 23 July, 2009, 15:56

   Vote: 18   17  

  *While talking on the phone*

  Male to female* “I’mm sorry, i cant accept long distance calls”

  Female to male* “What do you mean?”

  Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and i figured i was talking to an angel”
• 133. TeamJacob wrote on 1 August, 2009, 4:40

   Vote: 53   20  

  Boy: Do you like water?

  Girl: Yes

  Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
• 134. Lover wrote on 6 August, 2009, 19:20

   Vote: 77   18  

  Babe, you fell from haven!
  (If she ignores you)
  Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
• 135. damie wrote on 7 August, 2009, 13:23

   Vote: 38   7  

  Not every bird could dance but a peacock did it.

  Not enery flower could bring love but a rose did it.

  Not every one coul reach my heart but you did it.
• 136. Sabielle wrote on 12 August, 2009, 17:00

   Vote: 5   47  

  911
  “Whats your emergency”
  YOU
  “An angel fell from haven and he/she is here in my arms”
• 137. mkk wrote on 18 August, 2009, 14:01

   Vote: 51   7  

  Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.
• 138. jitendra wrote on 24 August, 2009, 11:44

   Vote: 2   34  

  A smart boy is waiting, putting his finger on the mobile, for a call from the sweetest girl in the world.
• 139. infinite510 wrote on 4 September, 2009, 16:50

   Vote: 16   18  

  There are 20 angels in this world:

  10 are playing,

  9 are sleeping,

  and the last one is right before my eyes.
• 140. llama:) wrote on 7 September, 2009, 4:19

   Vote: 67   5  

  Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours