Guy: Are you a doctor??
Girl: No, why??
Guy: I lost my pain when i saw you.
143. ally kayewrote on 15 September, 2009
Vote: 20 87
You make me feel like a shy kid on rockstar.
144. sexychickwrote on 28 September, 2009
Vote: 48 76
Marry me, or do i have to kiss you first?
145. bhanuwrote on 30 September, 2009
Vote: 43 204
Is your dad a terrorist…..cos he sure has made a bomb.
146. amairyawrote on 17 October, 2009
Vote: 18 81
Can i see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.
147. INEEDAGIRLFRIEND!!!wrote on 20 October, 2009
Vote: 83 72
The devil sent me to bring an angel to him, but when i saw you, i never went back.
148. alexandrawrote on 23 October, 2009
Vote: 94 46
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
149. Najeem (Nj)wrote on 3 November, 2009
Vote: 14 138
I was a bad Boy Until I Met You.
150. Joseph Paulwrote on 8 November, 2009
Vote: 22 49
Did i ever tell you about that star that i lost…..well i think i found it.
151. DavidArchuletawrote on 11 November, 2009
Vote: 42 78
Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Um, yeah
Boy: Then you like 75% of my body
152. Jackwrote on 23 November, 2009
Vote: 19 126
Wanna fly to the moon with me?
153. Katrinwrote on 24 November, 2009
Vote: 22 70
So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
154. juliawrote on 28 November, 2009
Vote: 819 30
How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.
Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
155. prateekwrote on 12 December, 2009
Vote: 21 41
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
156. hannah clemenswrote on 20 December, 2009
Vote: 22 61
Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.
157. Jack Maxwellwrote on 27 December, 2009
Vote: 65 17
Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.
158. blah blah blahwrote on 1 January, 2010
Vote: 16 52
I lost my teddy bear… will you be my teddy bear?
159. A+Dwrote on 2 January, 2010
Vote: 87 34
Over the phone:
Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
Girl: me either
Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are
160. Lurawrote on 9 January, 2010
Vote: 59 24
I like the way you walk when you’re walking my way.
Can you give me directions…to your heart? <3
Guy: Are you a doctor??
Girl: No, why??
Guy: I lost my pain when i saw you.
You make me feel like a shy kid on rockstar.
Marry me, or do i have to kiss you first?
Is your dad a terrorist…..cos he sure has made a bomb.
Can i see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.
The devil sent me to bring an angel to him, but when i saw you, i never went back.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
I was a bad Boy Until I Met You.
Did i ever tell you about that star that i lost…..well i think i found it.
Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Um, yeah
Boy: Then you like 75% of my body
Wanna fly to the moon with me?
So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I’d go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.
Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK, get out.
Man:I think I could make you very happy.
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.
Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.
I lost my teddy bear… will you be my teddy bear?
Over the phone:
Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
Girl: me either
Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are
I like the way you walk when you’re walking my way.