Flirting Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
I would fly you to the moon and back if you’ll be . . . if you’ll be my baby.
All women are flirts, [...]

173 Comments to “Flirting Quotes and Sayings”

• 141. @MB3R wrote on 8 September, 2009, 22:16

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  Can you give me directions…to your heart? <3
• 142. bizzy wrote on 13 September, 2009, 10:34

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  Guy: Are you a doctor??
  Girl: No, why??
  Guy: I lost my pain when i saw you.
• 143. ally kaye wrote on 15 September, 2009, 8:32

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  You make me feel like a shy kid on rockstar.
• 144. sexychick wrote on 28 September, 2009, 11:59

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  Marry me, or do i have to kiss you first?
• 145. bhanu wrote on 30 September, 2009, 16:56

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  Is your dad a terrorist…..cos he sure has made a bomb.
• 146. amairya wrote on 17 October, 2009, 10:26

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  Can i see your eyes, they show so much of me in you.
• 147. INEEDAGIRLFRIEND!!! wrote on 20 October, 2009, 20:46

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  The devil sent me to bring an angel to him, but when i saw you, i never went back.
• 148. alexandra wrote on 23 October, 2009, 11:41

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  Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

  Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

  If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
• 149. Najeem (Nj) wrote on 3 November, 2009, 21:10

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  I was a bad Boy Until I Met You.
• 150. Joseph Paul wrote on 8 November, 2009, 7:57

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  Did i ever tell you about that star that i lost…..well i think i found it.
• 151. DavidArchuleta wrote on 11 November, 2009, 21:27

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  Boy: Do you like water?
  Girl: Um, yeah
  Boy: Then you like 75% of my body
• 152. Jack wrote on 23 November, 2009, 0:16

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  Wanna fly to the moon with me?
• 153. Katrin wrote on 24 November, 2009, 16:13

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  So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
• 154. julia wrote on 28 November, 2009, 0:51

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  How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away:

  Boy: Where have you been all my life?
  Girl: Hiding from you.

  Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
  Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

  Man: Is this seat empty?
  Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

  Man: Your place or mine?
  Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

  Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
  Woman: Do not enter.

  Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
  Woman: But would you stay there?

  Man: I’d go through anything for you.
  Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door.

  Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
  Woman: I must have been given your share.

  Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
  Woman: OK, get out.

  Man:I think I could make you very happy.
  Woman:Why? Are you leaving?

  Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
  Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
• 155. prateek wrote on 12 December, 2009, 11:56

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  Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
• 156. hannah clemens wrote on 20 December, 2009, 23:24

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  Are you an overdue library book cos you have fine all over.
• 157. Jack Maxwell wrote on 27 December, 2009, 8:14

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  Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.
• 158. blah blah blah wrote on 1 January, 2010, 15:11

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  I lost my teddy bear… will you be my teddy bear?
• 159. A+D wrote on 2 January, 2010, 7:35

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  Over the phone:
  Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
  Girl: me either
  Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are
• 160. Lura wrote on 9 January, 2010, 3:19

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  I like the way you walk when you’re walking my way.