Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 2
Hey do you have an extra breath? Cos you just took mine away.
If you were a tear , I would never cry in fear of losing you
Did you know there are 21 letters in the alphabet?
– There are 26
Oh right I always forget U R A Q T…(:
Excuse Me miss.
But did you happen to notice…*(pulls out mirror in front of her)*…that you’re beautiful.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.:)
If loving you is wrong I don’t want to be right.
Guy: Hey what’s your name?
Guy: Can I call you Jessica?
Guy: What time??!!;)
Are you a cashier?…
then why are you checking me out?!?
Boy: I want to be a doctor someday. How about you?
Girl: I just want to be your patient someday.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it right back!
Boy: Can you hold something for me?
Girl: Sure. What is it?
Boy: My hand.
Boy: Could you turn your body?
Girl: (Following the boy’s order)
Boy: Oh, know I see. Apparently, not all angels have wings!!
Boy: Do you like water?
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
Guy: is your father a robber?
guy: well that’s weird cos I swear that he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Girl if god made anything prettier than you I’m sure he kept it for himself.
Excuse me, but I dropped my drink when I saw you across the room and it hit my foot, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Why do you guys have to find a website to know what to tell your girl? Just speak from your heart. I guarantee you she will find it more amazing, and it will leave her speechless and breathless.
Girls like to hear what’s in your heart. They want to know that you’re always on their mind. Instead if trying to smooth talk her all the time, just do simple things for her. Like for example, send her flowers with a little note that says “Can’t wait to see you again baby girl” or send her a cute text that says “My day just got better because you just entered my mind” or just call her to say hi.
Hug her, kiss her on the forehead, play with her fingers when you hold her hand, play with her hair, watch her favorite movie with her even if you think its stupid, let her wear your favorite jacket, hug her behind the waist, and just be sweet to her.
If you don’t treat her like a princess then you don’t deserve to be her prince. So make sure your always treating her how she should be treated. Be a gentleman and I guarantee you, she’d rather be with a gentleman than a jerk. Always treat her right.
Boy: I met someone who is really perfect
Girl: Then ask her out!!!!
Boy: Will you go out with me??!!
Girl, you better have a license, cos you are driving me crazy!
Can I have directions?
– To where?
To your heart.
If I had three wishes than I’d give back two, cause my only wish is to be with you. <3
Lets flip a coin! Heads, you’re mine; Tails, I’m yours.
Boy: Send me a picture
Girl: No I look like cr*p
Boy: And I’m pregnant
Girl: But you’re a boy.
Boy: Oh I thought we were saying things that were impossible!
Do you have a girl friend ?
– Yes I do
Who is the lucky one?
– I guess its you.
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put you and I together.