Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

“I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me”

Submitted by: Dyon

BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)

Submitted by: petra

Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!

Submitted by: Lover

Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!

Submitted by: jennifer cross

There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven.

Submitted by: chicken

I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?

Submitted by: Taste The Rainbow

If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me?

Submitted by: Devin Jackson

Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!”
Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”

Submitted by: petat

Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body

Submitted by: TeamJacob

I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?

Submitted by: chamzee gal

I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?

Submitted by: Fluffy

Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

Submitted by: Devin Jackson

Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it
my number

Submitted by: trailena

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