Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
“I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me”
BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven.
I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?
If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me?
Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!”
Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
Boy: Do you like water?
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?
I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?
Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!
Hey excuse me I think you droped this
what is it