Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 4
Boy: Hands up you’re under arrest.
Girl: Why what did I do?
Boy: You’re to pretty to be on the road.
My ex boyfriend sent this message to me on Facebook:
So, I saw the most beautiful girl yesterday and I couldn’t help but to admire her… And then I realized I was just looking at pictures of you.
Excuse Me miss.
But did you happen to notice…*(pulls out mirror in front of her)*…that you’re beautiful.
Has anyone got a bandage? I’ve badly scrapped my self falling for you.
Catch and release, there’s more fish in the sea, unless of course that catch is me.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.:)
My boyfriend said this to me:
Me: I don’t know what to talk about.
My BF: Hmmm… Let’s talk about how amazing you are.
Do you have the time?
No. I mean the time to write down your number for me.
Wanna grow old with me?
God lost an angel.. Shhhh, I didn’t tell him where you were cos I want to keep you forever in my life.
Hey, what do you do apart from looking good?
My friend wants to know on a scale 1-10 how big of a chance do I have with you.
Looks like my Santa has come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
BOY: Hey baby.. Ya wanna go out some time??
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: oh.. Well.. I have an English test
Girl: ?? Why does that matter??
BOY: well.. That’s the things we both cheat on.
Do you have a girl friend ?
- Yes I do
Who is the lucky one?
- I guess its you.
So… Which pick- up line works for you?:p
If you were an apple, you’d be delicious.
I have to change classes because your beauty distracts me.
Anybody know God’s number? Cos he’s got a missing angel.
Girl, you so beautiful that- ah to hell with the pick up line, can I see you again some time soon?
BOY: Do you have a drivers license?
GIRL: Umm no, why?
BOY: Cause you’re driving me crazy.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Wow, I didn’t know wishes came true like that.
If I asked you to go out with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one? ;)
It’s gotta be illegal to look that good!