Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 4

“I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me”

Submitted by: Dyon

BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)

Submitted by: petra

Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven

Submitted by: chicken

Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!

Submitted by: Lover

There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)

If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me?

Submitted by: Devin Jackson

Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!

Submitted by: jennifer cross

Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body

Submitted by: TeamJacob

I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?

Submitted by: chamzee gal

I lost the angel for my christmas tree…could you fill its place?

Submitted by: Fluffy
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