Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines
“I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me”
BOY: Hey baby.. You look pretty hot tonight…
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: Cool. I have two goldfish
Girl: ?? What does that have to do with anything??
BOY: Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter ;)
Your tag is showing, it says made in heaven
Babe, you fell from haven!
(If she ignores you)
Add: Too bad you smashed your face!
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
If I told you had a beautiful body… Would you hold it against me?
Don’t be scared if a big fat man comes in to your room and stuffs you in a bag… I told Santa I want you for Christmas!!!
Boy: Do you like water?
Boy: Then you like 80% of my body
Girl: “Why do you keep following me?!”
Boy: “Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams.”
I haven’t been hugged for a while, could you show me how to do it?