Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 5

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My ex boyfriend sent this message to me on Facebook:
So, I saw the most beautiful girl yesterday and I couldn’t help but to admire her… And then I realized I was just looking at pictures of you.

Submitted by: Lucinda(:
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Priests made me beleive in God,
Hippies made me beleive in Tofu,
Environmentalist made me beleive in Global Warming,
Magicians made me beleive in magic,
And you made me beleive in Love at First Sight.
So Thank You! :)

Submitted by: Jason
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You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.

Submitted by: nicole
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I don’t know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.

Submitted by: Luis
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My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.

Submitted by: Hilarious
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Can I borrow a quarter?
- What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

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Let make it short and simple, I love you.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Submitted by: Ashutosh
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Boy: Where did you hide it?
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart that you stole.

Submitted by: Adib Lazzara
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Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

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Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

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Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.

Submitted by: Jack Maxwell
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I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?

Submitted by: Taste The Rainbow
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Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours…

Submitted by: vanessa
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Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now I need your name and number for insurance purposes ;)

Submitted by: Gabz
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If I Had One Wish, Trust Me I Would Wish For You. <3

Submitted by: Hannah
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Would you like a raisin?
- No
How bout a date?

Submitted by: Lanii
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If I stole your heart, and you stole mine, wouldn’t it be the perfect crime? ;)

Submitted by: Brooke
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Over the phone:
Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
Girl: me either
Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are

Submitted by: A+D
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You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.

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Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

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Flirt shamelessly and get free drinks.

Flirting Quote: Flirt shamelessly and get free drinks.

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Anti-Pick Up Lines:

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Flirting Quote: Anti-Pick Up Lines: He: Can I buy...

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BOY: Can I know your name please?
GIRL: No!
BOY: Pardon me, I forgot, angels don’t have names…only beautiful faces,right?

Submitted by: Magunga
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Would you please empty your pockets… I think you just stole my heart? <3

Submitted by: hunney

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