Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 5
Single and looking… Anyone wanna be found?
My ex boyfriend sent this message to me on Facebook:
So, I saw the most beautiful girl yesterday and I couldn’t help but to admire her… And then I realized I was just looking at pictures of you.
Priests made me beleive in God,
Hippies made me beleive in Tofu,
Environmentalist made me beleive in Global Warming,
Magicians made me beleive in magic,
And you made me beleive in Love at First Sight.
So Thank You! :)
My keyboard reminds me of us. U and I are always together.
You’re lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
I don’t know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Can I borrow a quarter?
– What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Let make it short and simple, I love you.
Boy: Where did you hide it?
Boy: My heart that you stole.
Lets flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours…
Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Flirt wisely just remember she doesn’t care for your money, she doesn’t care for your looks, (yeah I know girls are illogical) but what she wants is your Tiny Jokes that make her Smile and the Body language that pleads your confidence…But by all means Don’t Stare.
I just ate some Skittles.
Wanna taste the rainbow?
If I stole your heart, and you stole mine, wouldn’t it be the perfect crime? ;)
Excuse me, you just blinded me with your beauty, now I need your name and number for insurance purposes ;)
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)
If I Had One Wish, Trust Me I Would Wish For You. <3
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Would you like a raisin?
How bout a date?
Over the phone:
Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
Girl: me either
Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are
I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
You’re so sweet there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store.