Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, but I dropped my drink when I saw you across the room and it hit my foot, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Submitted by: SweetHeart

Can I take a photo?. . . So I can prove to all my friends angels actually do exist!

Submitted by: Lisiloo

BOY: Hey baby.. Ya wanna go out some time??
GIRL: I have a boyfriend ya know…
BOY: oh.. Well.. I have an English test
Girl: ?? Why does that matter??
BOY: well.. That’s the things we both cheat on.

Submitted by: vince

You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?

Boy: Can you hold something for me?
Girl: Sure. What is it?
Boy: My hand.

Submitted by: char

If you fall from a tree, you get injured. If you fall into a pit, you get hurt. But if you fall in love with me. You will never get hurt or injured.

Submitted by: Timmy TY

Fat Penguin.
What??
I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. ;)

Submitted by: Amanda

I’m like Micheal Angelo and you’re my master piece.

Submitted by: Steven sosa
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Over the phone:
Boy: I don’t know what to talk about
Girl: me either
Boy: than let’s talk about how beautiful you are

Submitted by: A+D

Do you have a map? cuz im lost in your eyez

Submitted by: Az

A picture of you is worth more than a thousand words.

Submitted by: AL_Kota

Do you have a banana in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?

Submitted by: crystal..

I’m not going to use a cheesy line…basically put it this way I love you..and I want you to be mine forever…

Submitted by: Jeremiah :)

If I had three wishes than I’d give back two, cause my only wish is to be with you. <3

Submitted by: maddie

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Submitted by: abad

Me: Sorry…I just came to this country…Do you know what number I have to press to call a cop?
Girl: 911?
Me: …and how about if I wanna call you?

Submitted by: ????

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Submitted by: savanna

Guy: Would you please go and take everything that belongs to you?
Girl: how could you? okay…(leaves)
Guy: (catches Up) hey silly girl…..
Girl: what?
Guy: why would you go without me? Did you ever forgot that I belong to you too?

Submitted by: pls.love troy

BOY: Can I know your name please?
GIRL: No!
BOY: Pardon me, I forgot, angels don’t have names…only beautiful faces,right?

Submitted by: Magunga

If you got any hotter this whole world would catch fire.

Submitted by: athena

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