Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 6
Do you have a banana in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
I’m sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night.
Boy: There is something wrong with my phone.
Girl: Oh I know whats wrong with it, it doesn’t have my number in it, let me fix that for you.
If I Had One Wish, Trust Me I Would Wish For You. <3
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Looks like heaven has finally answered my prayers.
They should put you in an art gallery because you’re a piece of art.
Anti-Pick Up Lines:
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I’d rather have the money.
He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.
He: Go on. Don’t be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?
He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I have already seen it.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing in the world, but then I saw you and I knew I was wrong.
You’re so beautiful, I forgot my pick up line.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
If I stole your heart, and you stole mine, wouldn’t it be the perfect crime? ;)
I’m sick, my medicine is to talk to you.
See these keys?You like them?I wish I had one to your heart.
Do you have a name?Or could I call you mine?
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: No way, I don’t
Boy: WOW! Even I don’t… We have similar thoughts… We can be good friends.
Looks like my Santa has come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
I’m definitely not a genie, but I could totally grant your wishes.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
A woman will flirt with anyone in the world as long as other people are looking on.
- Oscar Wilde
Boy: I have to tell you a secret. Come closer.
(girl gets closer)
A day without sunshine is a day without you
They say dreams do come through, and you are living proof they do.
Baby, you’re so hot you make the devil sweat.
If I told you, you had a hot body would you please hold it against me ?
Excuse me, you dropped something.
You know what would look good on you ?
I forgot where I live, can I come home with you.
I lost my Teddy Bear so I’m gonna need you to cuddle.
There’s a lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard… Just look :)