Flirting Quotes, Sayings, Pick Up Lines - Page 9
Ok, I’m a girl and I know that I wouldn’t want someone using any stupid pickup lines on me. I would want someone telling me what they really thought, not some cheesy pickup line they heard or saw on a website. Even the “I’m gonna skip the cheesy pickup line and tell yopu you’re beautiful” thing is stupid. Take advice from a girl when trying to ask a girl out, tell them what you think and skip the cheesy pickup line.:)
If it wasn’t because of the sun, you would’ve been the hottest! ;)
People tell me the river is beautiful so you must be the ocean.
I have a secret
*leans in and kisses him/her*
Don’t tell anyone.
If looks could kill you’d be a murderer.
Can I borrow a quarter?
– What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If I ask you a question to be my girl right now would you leave or would you stay by my side?
*While talking on the phone*
Male to female* “I’mm sorry, I can’t accept long distance calls”
Female to male* “What do you mean?”
Male to female* “Well, heaven is a long way from here, and I figured I was talking to an angel”
Are you a parking ticket coz you have fine written all over you
If I had a nickle for every time I saw a girl as pretty as you…I’d have 5 cents right now!
You’re so sweet, you can put sugar out of job!
Baby you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business
Penguins stick together for life. Will you be my penguin?
Did I die and go to heaven, or do you just look like an angel?
There are 20 angels in this world:
10 are playing,
9 are sleeping,
and the last one is right before my eyes.
Am I dreaming or can I see heaven right through your eyes.
I’m definitely not a genie, but I could totally grant your wishes.
I want to taste something sweet,could I taste your lips?
There is something wrong with your phone
It doesn’t have my number in it.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Boy: Hands up you’re under arrest.
Girl: Why what did I do?
Boy: You’re to pretty to be on the road.
Here, Drink this till I’m cute.
Excuse me sweetheart, I need directions… (where?) “to your heart”
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Is that ok?