Food Quotes and Sayings
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
– Will Rogers
You are what you eat. Avoid nuts.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
– Charles M. Schulz
A party without a cake is just a meeting.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
– Robert Frost
They say you can’t have your bread buttered on both sides, I say, you can, but you might get your hands dirty in the process.