Food Quotes and Sayings

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.

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I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will Rogers

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You are what you eat. Avoid nuts.

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Submitted by: Derick makuu
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
W.C. Fields

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

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A party without a cake is just a meeting.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.
Robert Frost

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They say you can’t have your bread buttered on both sides, I say, you can, but you might get your hands dirty in the process.

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Submitted by: Butter Theory
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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.
Oscar Wilde

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