Friday Quotes, Sayings about Friday

Ahhh Friday…my second favorite F word!

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Chuck Palahniuk

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
– John Shirley

I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!

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I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.

The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka

I only party on days that end in ‘y’

The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!

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It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

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