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Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
– Rico

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Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.
– Byron Pulsifer

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It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
– Chuck Palahniuk

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It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.

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The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!

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I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Fridays.

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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson

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Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?

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Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.
– Lauren Oliver

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka

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I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!

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Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

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The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!

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My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’

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I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

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Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?

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I only party on days that end in ‘y’

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Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday, You deserve a break.

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