Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. – Rico
Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check. – Byron Pulsifer
It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.
The Friday drink fairy is here. I keep telling her it’s too early, she just laughs and says, ‘Go on, I dare you.’ Well friends you know me… I love a dare!
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Fridays.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. – Bill Watterson
Why is monday so far from friday but friday so close from monday?
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom. – Lauren Oliver
There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka
I would like to thank God and Ice Cube for Friday!
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’
I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
I only party on days that end in ‘y’
Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday, You deserve a break.
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