Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.