Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

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It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
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Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
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I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat
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Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan
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I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
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Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx
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I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
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You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju
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I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa
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Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson
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The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper
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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
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I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
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At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Submitted by: jossyboy
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You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt
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Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Submitted by: Anthony
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha
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The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
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Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman
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I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony
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You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty

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