Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Submitted by: Bella

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Submitted by: nuttha

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

Submitted by: Giselle

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

Submitted by: dana

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

Submitted by: rayne kent

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!

Submitted by: Silly-Me!

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

Submitted by: Jaw-Din

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

Submitted by: XxRobertxX

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

Submitted by: Allison

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell
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