Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

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That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

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Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

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They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday!

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

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Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

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Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper

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