Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
Jerry Seinfeld

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

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They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday!

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

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Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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