Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
– Jerry Seinfeld
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!
Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.