You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
22. Moolawrote on 20 February, 2010
Vote: 64 184
The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.
23. Girlzillawrote on 17 March, 2010
Vote: 221 43
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
24. Donnywrote on 22 March, 2010
Vote: 41 92
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
25. CamCamwrote on 1 April, 2010
Vote: 47 167
You Are OLD! Face it!
26. EmEmwrote on 5 April, 2010
Vote: 131 43
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
27. Bellawrote on 13 April, 2010
Vote: 429 23
Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”
28. (:recyclinator:)wrote on 14 April, 2010
Vote: 108 36
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
29. bertmanwrote on 27 April, 2010
Vote: 25 98
The older I get, the less I like it.
30. XxRobertxXwrote on 1 May, 2010
Vote: 247 28
I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
31. Lilawrote on 22 May, 2010
Vote: 80 53
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
32. jenniferwrote on 23 June, 2010
Vote: 40 51
The older you get the more you forget.
33. Benwrote on 10 July, 2010
Vote: 49 33
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
34. bradley hayeswrote on 15 July, 2010
Vote: 22 34
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
35. Hanzwrote on 22 July, 2010
Vote: 54 29
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
36. nutthawrote on 28 July, 2010
Vote: 333 17
Forget about the past, you cant change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
37. 2shewrote on 31 August, 2010
Vote: 79 21
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
You Are OLD! Face it!
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
The older I get, the less I like it.
I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
The older you get the more you forget.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
Forget about the past, you cant change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
I’m just here for the cake.
Act your age not your shoe size.