Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

36 Comments to “Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings”

• 21. Catherine Puzino wrote on 1 February, 2010, 22:07

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  You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
• 22. Moola wrote on 20 February, 2010, 5:48

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  The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.
• 23. Girlzilla wrote on 17 March, 2010, 23:55

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  A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
• 24. Donny wrote on 22 March, 2010, 18:08

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  Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
• 25. CamCam wrote on 1 April, 2010, 16:18

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  You Are OLD! Face it!
• 26. EmEm wrote on 5 April, 2010, 16:04

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  Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
• 27. Bella wrote on 13 April, 2010, 23:22

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  Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”

  Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”

  “Really? like a newborn baby?”

  “Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”
• 28. (:recyclinator:) wrote on 14 April, 2010, 0:23

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  You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
• 29. bertman wrote on 27 April, 2010, 17:11

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  The older I get, the less I like it.
• 30. XxRobertxX wrote on 1 May, 2010, 2:19

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  I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
• 31. Lila wrote on 22 May, 2010, 17:00

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  Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
• 32. jennifer wrote on 23 June, 2010, 13:00

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  The older you get the more you forget.
• 33. Ben wrote on 10 July, 2010, 4:37

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  It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
• 34. bradley hayes wrote on 15 July, 2010, 14:06

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  Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
• 35. Hanz wrote on 22 July, 2010, 8:44

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  Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
• 36. nuttha wrote on 28 July, 2010, 0:05

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  Forget about the past, you cant change it,
  Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
  Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!