Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
When you are over the hill you pick up speed!
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.