Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens
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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Submitted by: Anthony
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha
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The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
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Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman
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I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
83

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony
55

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty
34

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
33

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
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“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
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Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy
37

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
45

Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)
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As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
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Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
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Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.

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Submitted by: Ela
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Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.

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Submitted by: Louise
35

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom
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Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)
35

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Submitted by: Roger
47

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
27

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason

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