Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa

At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Submitted by: jossyboy

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Submitted by: Anthony

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
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Submitted by: Angela

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Submitted by: Roger

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones

So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Submitted by: Claire
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