Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa

Act your age not your shoe size.

Funny Birthday Quotes Quote: Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
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At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Submitted by: jossyboy

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Submitted by: Anthony

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
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Submitted by: Angela
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

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Submitted by: Claire
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It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Submitted by: Roger
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It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

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Submitted by: marcel
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