Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha
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The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
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Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman
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I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony
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You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty
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I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
24

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
42

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
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Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy
25

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
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Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)
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As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
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Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
26

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom
35

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)
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Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Submitted by: Roger
41

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
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People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
21

Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas
33

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar
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Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle
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Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja

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