Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
- Oscar Wilde
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
- Gloria Pitzer