Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
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You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
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“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
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Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy
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Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
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Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)
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As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
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Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
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It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom
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Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)
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Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Submitted by: Roger
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I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
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People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
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Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas
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Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar
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Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle
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Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja
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There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy
27

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
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Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi
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OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle
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Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
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Submitted by: Angela
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Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai
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They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

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