Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
When you are over the hill you pick up speed!
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
I’m just here for the cake.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope