Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
Act your age not your shoe size.
At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.