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Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

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That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

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Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

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Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

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When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

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I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

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When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

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Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

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I’m just here for the cake.

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Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

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I’m not 50 I’m 49.95 plus tax.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost

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You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

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It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

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50 years old or 18,250 days young.

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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