Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Submitted by: jossyboy

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika

You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt

Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Submitted by: Anthony

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj

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