Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Submitted by: jossyboy

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika

You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt

Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Submitted by: Anthony

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz

Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)

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