Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
When you are over the hill you pick up speed!
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
I’m just here for the cake.
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
I’m not 50 I’m 49.95 plus tax.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. – Robert Frost
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
50 years old or 18,250 days young.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
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