Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.