Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson
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