Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June
215

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien
7

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
12

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
75

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
13

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

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Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)
14

Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

15

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

15

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

37

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
16

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

15

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

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