Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Act your age not your shoe size.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.