Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell
11

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

11

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

27

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!
11

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

12

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

27

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June
215

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
13

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

30

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien
7

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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31

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
12

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

12

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

6

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

13

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

13

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

14

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

14

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

13

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

15

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

146

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
75

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
13

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey


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