Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake

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I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

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Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!
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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane

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When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June
215

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
- R. C. Ferguson

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
- Gloria Pitzer

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
15

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
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Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
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Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)

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