Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost
I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich