Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy
34

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
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Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi
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OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle
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Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
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Submitted by: Angela
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Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai
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They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx
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It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone
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Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!
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When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June
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May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
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You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
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Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones
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May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien
75

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey
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It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
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Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly
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You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli
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A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey
135

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D
39

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
88

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
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