Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday!

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan

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