Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.

They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday!

I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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