Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger

Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June
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