Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones

Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K

Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June

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