Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!