Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
I’m just here for the cake.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
- R. C. Ferguson
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.