Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
I’m just here for the cake.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde