Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
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Submitted by: Angela

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

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