Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
I’m just here for the cake.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.