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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Terry Pratchett

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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

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Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
– Steven Wright

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A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope

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A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

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I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

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Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

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There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

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You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossman

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