Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. – Terry Pratchett
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. – Steven Wright
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – Robert Frost
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – Mark Twain
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – R. C. Ferguson
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years. – Oscar Wilde
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman
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