Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
14

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
16

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

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I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
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I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
11

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika
16

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

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It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
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You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
16

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

17

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben


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