Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
I’m just here for the cake.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!