Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

74

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

34

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers

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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
36

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
14

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

15

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain

16

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

16

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

37

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
17

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

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I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
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Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

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