Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
I’m just here for the cake.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben