Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Act your age not your shoe size.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
I’m just here for the cake.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.