Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
- Euripedes

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
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Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke

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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
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I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
16

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

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