Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

40

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger
16

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

16

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

16

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

14

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

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Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
40

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
36

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
16

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

40

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
15

Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

40

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
16

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

39

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
16

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

15

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

17

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

17

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

16

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

17

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

17

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben


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