Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

37

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
16

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

14

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

16

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

34

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
40

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
16

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

39

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
16

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

16

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

16

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

15

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

7

Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

38

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
16

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

28

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
16

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

17

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

12

Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

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17

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

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