Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

16

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
14

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

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The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she
41

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel
16

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

16

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

40

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*
39

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa
15

Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

16

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

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It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James
16

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

15

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

17

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

17

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

17

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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