Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz
33

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath
54

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes
50

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
18

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K
68

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer
65

Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila
74

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
44

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

Submitted by: XxRobertxX
51

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)
64

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Submitted by: Bella
59

Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Submitted by: EmEm
62

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
105

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria
113

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
171

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj
116

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

Submitted by: dana
172

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
168

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
30

So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Submitted by: Claire
77

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
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Submitted by: Allison
116

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell
145

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
176

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson

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