Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

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