Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.