Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

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They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday!

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A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.

I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

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