Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler