Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4


The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
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Submitted by: nuttha

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer

Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

Submitted by: XxRobertxX

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Submitted by: Bella

Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Submitted by: EmEm

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

Submitted by: dana

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David

So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Submitted by: Claire

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
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Submitted by: Allison

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell

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