Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey