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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Submitted by: EmEm

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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