Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier