Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
I’m just here for the cake.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.