Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.