Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
I’m just here for the cake.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.