Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
I’m just here for the cake.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.