When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. – Phyllis Diller
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – Mary Schmich
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. – Samuel Johnson
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. – Gloria Pitzer
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – Euripedes
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Maurice Chevalier
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. – James Thurber
Look at the bright side, 10 years ago today you turned 40.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest person I know.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Father Larry Lorenzoni
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
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