Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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