Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
I’m just here for the cake.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
When you are over the hill you pick up speed!
The older you get the more you forget.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.