Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
- Gloria Pitzer
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler