Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Submitted by: someone

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

Submitted by: Awesomeee!!

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

Submitted by: June

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie

You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.

Submitted by: melissa

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

Submitted by: Brian Jones

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

Submitted by: An Alien

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey

It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!

Submitted by: James

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: marcel

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
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Submitted by: nuttha

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

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