Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.