Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila
74

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x
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I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

Submitted by: XxRobertxX
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You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)
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Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Submitted by: Bella
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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Submitted by: EmEm
107

Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias

Submitted by: Donny
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A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla
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You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
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Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria
113

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
171

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj
115

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

Submitted by: dana
172

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
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So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Submitted by: Claire
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You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
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Submitted by: Allison
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I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
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If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
126

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
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I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent
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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!

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