Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
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